Jay's Comedy Caboodle - Computer & Technology Jokes

Tantalizing Tidbits:

• 31 Signs That Technology Has Taken Over Your Life
• Abort, Retry, Ignore
• Actual Guidlines For Password Selection At Berkeley
• The Amazing Story Of Dosfish
• Another Example Of A UNIX Back Door
• Bill Gates in Purgatory
• The Catholic Mac & The Protestant PC
• "crapd" - The Crap Detecting Daemon
• DL-232 - A New Cabling Standard
• The DOS 10 Commandments
• Engineering Terminology
• Error Messages In Chicago
• Famous Viruses
• Flaming Form Letter
• Gigabites: The Hacker's Cookbook
• The Hackers's Test
• Hal Meets IBM
• Hal With A Pentium
• High Tech & Computer Sales Jargon
• How To Pick A Programming Language
• How To Tell If You Migh Be A High-Tech Redneck
• The Last Human Being Without Windows 95
• Microsoft Joe-Bob
• Microsoft Air Traffic Control
• Molecular Assembler
• Moses Stores The Ten Commandments
• Pentium Jokes
• PETS Watch List
• The Problem Solving Process
• The Proliferation Of Smileys
• QVC Tries To Sell A Thinkpad
• Real Computer Scientists ...
• Robin Hood & Friar Tuck
• Signature One Liners
• The Spelling Song
• The Ten Commandments For C Programmers
• T'was The Night Before Implementation
• Twelve Bugs Of Christmas
• Verbose C
• Ways To Scare People In The Computer Lab
• Ways To Shoot Yourself In The Foot
• What If People Bought Cars Like They Buy Computers?
• What Is The Information Superhypeway
• "Write In C" - The Song
• You Know You've Been Computing Too Long When...
• You Know You've Been In Graphics Too Long If...
• You Might Be An Engineer If...

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